NICE JOKE BRONTE!
You’re the sexy one.
So I went to Parramatta today to see my friend and as I was waiting for him I was sitting down on a ledge thing near the ticket machines at the station and I turned my head and was taking out a bobby pin in my hair and a lady came from the other side so I didn’t see her and she was like “Hey sweetie, what are you doing? What are you doing?” all excitedly and then she was like “What’s your name?” I’m like “..Ambrey” then she like stroked my hair and was like “You have such soft hair, oh wow. What do you use to wash it?” I’m like “err, Head and Shoulders” and she’s like “Head and shoulders? Can I shake your hand?” So I shook her hand and then she’s like “Do you have a boyfriend Amber?” I’m like “No..” she’s like “Oh, my 19 year old daughter has a 2 year old and her and her boyfriend are getting married and I have to give them money out of my pay check” etc etc. Starts telling me about her daughter and all this stuff and then she was like “Well I gotta go” and started walking off then stops and comes back and was like “What’s your name again?” I’m like “Ambrey” she’s like “Amber, you should be a model. You should be a model. Go and apply to be one. You should go on the catwalk.” I’m like “Mmm, nah I don’t think so” she’s like “Why?! You would be great.” I’m like “I’m too short and I don’t think they’d accept me” she’s like “No, they take in short girls, it’s the heels that make all the difference” etc etc. Then she was like backing away saying bye and stuff.
Seriously the funniest and weirdest moment of my life. Ahaha.